Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K

verification task.Dear Sir,

        Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on

budget. We have gone through every line of code

in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data

files, including backups and historic

archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to

report that we have completed the "Y-to-K"

date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs

and all data to reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,

August, September, October, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.

        I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of

this Y to K problem has made any sense to

me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help

in any way possible. And what does the year

2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to

do next year when the two digit year rolls

over from 99 to 00?

We'll await your direction."

Very Sincerely

Banta Singh

Y2K Project Leader