A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. 

He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.

The man replied, "No, sir.  It doesn't work that way.  We give you one lakh

today and then you'll get the rest spread

out for the next 19 weeks."

The Sardar said, "Oh, no.  I want all my money right now! I won it and I want

it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest

during the next 19 weeks.

The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!  If

you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right

now, then I want my five rupees back!"