Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

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How do you measure a Sardar’s intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand

grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a

pin at you?

Run like crazy….he’s got a hand

grenade in his mouth.

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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What is the Sardar doing when he holds

his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

So you don’t have to re-train them on

Monday.

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Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear

to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a

Sardar’s eyes?

The back of his head.

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?

Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only

one drink?

Just-one Singh.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.